1. Don’t say “hyper-consumed”.

     

  2. Don’t say “hysterical”.

     

  3. Don’t say “mega lolz”.

     

  4. Don’t say “deliverables”.

     

  5. Don’t say “personal brand”.

     

  6. Don’t say “[PLACE], I am in you!”

     

  7. Don’t say “bio break”.

     

  8. Don’t say “Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way”.

     

  9. Don’t say “ICYMI”.

     

  10. Don’t say “You Won’t Believe What Happens Next”.

     

  11. Don’t say “well fit bird”.

     

  12. Don’t say “noshed off”.

     

  13. Don’t say “I’m not being funny, but…”

     

  14. Don’t say “people and peoplettes”.

     

  15. Don’t say “greetings and salutations”.