don't say industry

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Don’t say “totes magotes”.

Don’t say “totally gorge”.

Don’t say “unforch”.

Don’t say “half-a-decade”.

Don’t say “totes emosh”.

Don’t say “females”.

Don’t say “first world problems”.

Don’t say “ensconced”.

(Hat tip to Sarah B.)

Don’t say “Leader of the Free World”.

Don’t say “robust action plan”.

Don’t say “penned”.

Don’t say “drop some coin”.

Don’t say “adorbs”.

Don’t say “that’s so random”.

Don’t say “problematical”.